Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

turqoisecho:

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

Thank god I’m not the only one

Posted 1 day ago

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

Posted 2 days ago

maxkirin:

Ever since the (amazing) reception to my writing playlists I have been getting more and more questions about some of my favorite music for writing. So, I thought I would take a chance to spotlight some of my favorite albums!

[Portal 2: Songs to Test By] is a crazy deal. If you have played any of the Portal games you know what you’re getting into. The music from this game is a PERFECT fit for writing in a Dystopian or Cyberpunk setting. The majority of the tracks are gritty, almost unsettling. While listening to this album I tend to picture a future where things have only gotten worse.

Skyscrapers reaching into a black sky. Human augmentation that has only served to split humanity even further. A lonely hacker ruins the lives of thousands of people just to go on living a life they hate. A bomb blows up the slums, again. The news don’t report on it. They never do.

Of course, there are some duds, no question about it— with almost 4 hours of music there are bound to be some tracks that just don’t work for writing, but there are just SO many tracks it would be incredibly hard not to find something fitting to the scene you’re working on. Some of my favorite tracks include:

  • The Part Where He Kills You. Intense, perfect for a chase scene or a fight where Lady Luck is not on your side.
  • 9999999. This song has such a feeling of ‘wonder’ to it, almost perfect for revealing the horrible plot twist, or looking back into your past.
  • Cara Mia Addio. Although this song has lyrics— I still think it’s amazing. The synthesized voice makes this feel eerie and yet sad at the same time. Perfect for writing about robots that are more human than the people who made them!

Best of all? You can download this album from Valve for the price of: No Monies. That’s right, head over to this page and download this album for FREE. There is, of course, a purchasable version of this album that comes with a few extra songs (including everyone’s favorite: Still Alive).

Keep writing, writerly friends! This album is not a lie~ 

Posted 2 days ago

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

Posted 2 days ago

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

Posted 2 days ago

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

Posted 2 days ago

maxkirin:

Hello, dear followers!

Plaguesworth, the crazy man behind all of the covers to my books, has a T-shirt design today on RIPTAPPAREL.COM!

"My Neighbor Tibbers" a League of Legends meets Studio Ghibli design is only going to be available for 24 hours! So you may want to pick up this design before its gone :D

CLICK HERE TO HEAD OVER TO THE STORE PAGE

Plague is seriously an awesome artist. I’ve known him for a long time, and he has not only shown great skill at designing book covers— the man can draw anything from monsters, to bishounen, to doge. There is nothing he can’t doodle.

If you really like this design, please consider picking it up! This design will only be available on this website (at such a low price) for a few hours. Otherwise, please consider giving this a reblog— Plaguesworth and I would be forever in your debt!

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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