Posted 23 hours ago

Her case! Come on, where is her case? Did she eat it?

(Source: drwatsonjohn)

Posted 23 hours ago

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

Posted 23 hours ago

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(Source: oreoofficial)

Posted 23 hours ago
official-sebastian-strider:

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

wHEEZESing

official-sebastian-strider:

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

wHEEZESing

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

Posted 23 hours ago

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(Source: sharpayevons)

Posted 23 hours ago
Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life.
(via suspend)

(Source: satiricalflow)

Posted 23 hours ago

homogorman:

i used to be like “guys why are you lusting after a bunch of pixels” but then i remembered i had a crush on an animated dog once

Posted 1 day ago

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland)